Funny Text Messages

Just a few (funny) conversations that I have had with different people- throughout the week.

Me: Did you start your stats paper yet?
Jen: No, r u done???
Me: No. Did one article and havent looked at the quiz yet. Maybe tonight?
Jen: Right there with you. Went to Kohls- 30% off coupon. Bought swimsuits for the kids. Got me ready for summer.
Me: Yeah. I think I will take the kids to the park. Stats=yuck.

Later in the day....

Jen: saw you called earlier, sorry. we were in by the guinea pigs.
Me: oh nothing, by the way. stats-1, me-0


Me: Have fun in Utah mom. Dont puke in Denver.
Mom: I forgot about puking in Denver. Fuck. I just drank a coffee.
Me: hahaha

My mom sent me this picture with this message attached.












Mom: Me. with lips. get used to it. shelf life- 18 months.

I had no response for this.