Nothing makes you feel like more of a drunk then carrying bottles of wine through Walmart, only to drop one. And then, have a bunch of questionable citizens/employees stop and point fingers.
What? Like you've never seen a bottle of Moscato d'Asti smash into a million pieces in the spaghetti aisle?!?
Don't judge me.
#thetruthhurts
P.S. hey dad- what does this remind you of? A bottle of vodka, a trip to paradise, and $20?
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This picture, says it all.
That was absolute
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